Not interested in you unless yr a crisp bus ticket I found in the trash
I called my housemate and they were like stop with the old dudes!! Not while their buying me drinks woop woop
I was at the dollar store deciding between three different types of green tea beverage and this dude chit chatted it up with me and then asked me to go for a drink next door he said I seemed like a rum and coke type of girl
this one dude who lives across from my school said i could come over if i wanted tea/cunninglus before class.
i went out with these two old dudes and both were like wow you’re such a beautiful women and i was like jokes on you i’m trans u fuckin homo
for an assignment we wrote something we had in common with our teacher and i wrote ‘questionable sexuality’ and then she said okay say it in asl and i was like fuck how do you say this in asl and she laughed at me for writing that