Earlier he made a string of fat jokes and then we were talking about my other co worker being from South Africa and he was like that reminds me of this racist joke and everyone was like noooo we don’t want to hear

A bike is coming in late and I said we shouldn’t charge them over bc it doesn’t matter and my co worker said we do need to make that little extra bit of money and I said whys that
“For the company”

(Source: whalewolf)

sadgaltellem:

I got a tattoo

sadgaltellem:

I got a tattoo

prettybitpopple:

dick monster + tit monster

prettybitpopple:

dick monster + tit monster

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

my secret Easter for co worker the guts and the packaging 

billnihilist:

'for metal you will kneel'

billnihilist:

'for metal you will kneel'

one time i was crying in the shower about that one ex bf and then i was like nawh i got kane tho

annmuddy:

sad mac

annmuddy:

sad mac

(Source: lunarpuppy)

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

i watched vines for 2 hours after this :(

went for a walk with my babies I want to cuddle forever