artsandcrafts28:

Martin Johnson Heade - “Blue Morpho Butterfly” - 1864

artsandcrafts28:

Martin Johnson Heade - “Blue Morpho Butterfly” - 1864

(Source: korvjl)

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

had sex with a person who made teenage mutant jalapeno mozzarella cheese scones B)

facemite:

I called my mum while she was shopping with my brother and I overheard her say he looks like an uncircumcised penis

I called my mum while she was shopping with my brother and I overheard her say he looks like an uncircumcised penis

also i hope my new teachers are as cool as my old teacher and hopefully atleast one is queer

facemite:

i’m so excited to learn how to say stuff in asl like i just farted 

i just googled this and found like 6 different signs for fart so excited to learn my regions sign for fart

i’m so excited to learn how to say stuff in asl like i just farted 

excited for school but not for depression

telling my boss i want to quit but still collect ei and he was like i’ll just lay you off so you can not work here + get ei and i was like thanks cool boss B)

littlemammal:

drbathroom:

littlemammal yes

i jump so much

i just finished my first craft in so long wish i had more time to do things i like instead of telling tourist where to eat and no the police won’t arrest you for not wearing a helmet on the seawall

i cry at parties